Zombie Brother Chapter 345: One pee saves the world
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The immortal master smiled heartily: "Who said that we can't beat the corpse king? The hope of defeating the corpse king lies in young people like you, Bai Xiaofei."
Bai Xiaofei was startled, and pointed his backhand to his nose: "I? No, no, I can't. After seeing the master of immortality, you and the corpse king, I only know the gap between myself and the corpse king. With the current skill, there are no more than ten moves in the hands of the king of corpses."
The Immortal Master shook his head and nodded: "Ten tricks? Well, pretty good. Bai Xiaofei, don’t forget, not long ago, you were just an ordinary graphic designer and met a junior female corpse. Brother, you have to rely on electric shocks to kill each other. But now? You can already fight face-to-face with the corpse king!"
"The King of Corpse has lived for thousands of years, and you Bai Xiaofei awakened and confronted Brother Corpse in just a few months. Isn’t it clear who is better than whom? And young people like you, Bai Xiaofei, are on the land of China. More than tens of thousands? Although the king of corpses is strong, he is just one person. All of his brothers are his slaves, but we are different. In order to defend our homeland and protect our relatives, there are countless young people. Will grow up. Bai Xiaofei, the important task of defending world peace lies with you young people."
The corners of Bai Xiaofei's mouth twitched. How come the words of the Immortal Master are like a liar selling martial arts secrets on the street? Shouldn't the next step be to take out "Tathagata Palm" and "Nine Suns True Scripture" from my arms and buy it with pocket money?
But he looked at the peaceful eyes of the immortal master, and there was blood in his chest involuntarily. That's right, the corpse king is nothing remarkable. He is also a flesh and blood body, and he will eat, drink, fart, eat and shit. Although his abilities are powerful, he is not truly invincible. Otherwise, he doesn't need to spend his time using himself and Xiao Wei. Humph, bullying a girl, coercion and temptation, what kind of guy?
Bai Xiaofei burst into arrogance, and said, "That's right, don't just push the trolley upside down, and you will die forever. As long as Bai Xiaofei doesn't die, I'll get along with the corpse king!"
Listening to Bai Xiaofei’s rude words, the soldiers and technicians around laughed. Although many people knew that it was Bai Xiaofei who helped the corpse king escape, they were very dissatisfied with him, but he later regarded him as his body. Making a clutch saves everyone on the Shenzhou One and makes everyone's impression of him a lot better.
At this time, everyone responded: "Yes! Brother Mummies!"
"We don't need to be afraid of the corpse king. If it weren't for the excessive damage to the ground, the Shenzhou One would simply bombard the corpse king with high-energy particle electromagnetic orbital to see if he could withstand it!"
The Immortal Master nodded and smiled. He knew in his heart that although his appearance was fine, the meridians in his body had not been completely repaired. The ginseng doll was indeed magical. It was amazing to drag himself back from the palace of Hades, but he practiced himself. After nearly two hundred years of skill, it doesn't mean that it will be restored when it is restored.
Although ginseng dolls can also do this, it will do too much damage to ginseng dolls. Speaking of which, ginseng dolls are not yet fully mature. If you ask for them again and again, I am afraid it will permanently damage the ginseng doll.
The Master of Immortality knows that the king of the dead is very big. After he has received the energy of the Jade Seal of the Kingdom, he will not take the initiative to attack again in a short time. Moreover, if the king of the dead sees that he is healed in a short time, he does not know that he has The ginseng doll is such a treasure, I am afraid that it will be suspicious, can not figure out the details of its own skills, and will not make a move.
Next, let’s see the growth of Bai Xiaofei, Linglong, Nima, and Bai Xiaofei’s friends Yu Xiaojia, Xiaopang and others. After all, this world is for young people. The task of saving the world should be left to them. I can't bear it because I have a handful of old bones.
"Ahhh, what happened? It's so lively? Uncle Bai Xiaofei! You are finally back!" A familiar figure rushed over from the crowd and threw his head into Bai Xiaofei's arms, not Lulu but who?
Bai Xiaofei hugged Lulu and looked up, only to see Yu Xiaojia, Xiaopang, Appetizer, Sun Xiaohou, Lin Xinyi, Ling Lan and others are coming out more and more, greeted him with joy, and Linglong beside him With a low smile, he said: "I called everyone here, Shenzhou One is much safer than outside."
Bai Xiaofei nodded gratefully to Linglong. Linglong’s move has to be said to be broad-minded. You know, except for Lulu and Xiaopang, Yu Xiaojia, Appetizer, Lin Xinyi, Ling Lan and others are all half-human and half-corpse brothers. In the body, after the incident of Xiaowei's infiltration, Linglong is still able to actively invite her friends to Shenzhou One, and her heart is indeed not comparable to ordinary people. Although this eldest lady Linglong has a bad temper and average skill, her vision, heart, and mind are all one-to-one.
Linglong understood the meaning in Bai Xiaofei’s eyes and smiled softly: “Don’t thank me, your friends have also helped Shenzhou One a lot. Yu Xiaojia’s air manipulation and Lin Xinyi’s huge arms are repairing Shenzhou One. The number is very helpful, and Ling Lan helps Nima to rescue the immortal master. Even Lulu and Sun Xiaohou have become happy beans for all of us."
At this time, Lulu had already jumped out of Bai Xiaofei's arms and ran to play with the little snowman and the ginseng doll. Yu Xiaojia was anxious and shouted: "Lulu, you can't eat ice cream indiscriminately! Be careful of diarrhea !"-The little snowman and the ginseng doll were eating ice cream.
Bai Xiaofei watched this scene with a warm heart. It's nice to have friends by his side.
The rehabilitation of the Immortal Master is a major event for the entire Yanhuang. CCTV also conducted an interview with the title "The Story of the Immortal Master and the Zombie King". In fact, it is to make the corpse king and China and foreign countries ready to move. Take a look at the forces of the Immortal Master-Immortal Master is very healthy, whoever dares to provoke Yan Huang must be prepared to bear the anger and revenge of the Immortal Master.
This immortal master is a human-shaped nuclear bomb, with a small shock to the group, and the effect is nothing to say. Suddenly, although the corpse king was finally eliminated, the areas in Yanhuang and Huang also calmed down, except for the exchange of fire between the military and the scattered corpse brothers, unexpectedly, there was a scene of peace in the world.
The immortal master knows that this is the corpse king who is gathering strength and plotting a bigger attack, but now that the corpse brothers all over the world have turned to underground activities, it is not so easy for the military to eliminate them. For the past few days, the Immortal Master has been discussing secretly with the commander to see how to take the initiative to attack.
Yes, it is to take the initiative to attack. The best defense is offense. You can't let the corpse king lead the battle. Only through continuous offensive, offensive, and re-attack, can you break the strategic arrangement of the corpse king.
Bai Xiaofei is naturally not qualified to take part in considering this kind of national event. He accompanied the ginseng doll, the little snowman with Lulu, and Sun Xiaohou every day in Shenzhou One, which is equivalent to a small city. There are all kinds of facilities inside. The ginseng dolls and little snowmen who grew up on the iceberg and snowy field were very addicted, and by the way, they ate all kinds of junk puffed food.
Especially Little Snowman, who fell in love with instant noodles and ate all kinds of instant noodles all over, soaking and cooking, adding ham, adding old godmother, adding kimchi, how to toss How come. Poor this baby, there is really nothing delicious on the iceberg, it is completely conquered by instant noodles.
Bai Xiaofei couldn't help but curiosity, and one day asked Ling Lan who helped Nima treat the Immortal Master--Which part of the Immortal Master ate the ginseng doll to heal the injury. Because he observed in the past few days, the ginseng doll is alive and kicking, and there is no sign of injury.
In fact, Ling Lan had a clear sense of what Bai Xiaofei was thinking about, knowing what he was worried about, and told Bai Xiaofei with a smile--the ginseng doll did not cut the flesh from the body to heal the wound, but took a pee and **** off his hair. A pill was pulled from the red bead, and it was eaten by the Immortal Master together with the urine, and the Immortal Master was healed immediately.
When Bai Xiaofei heard Ling Lan's words, he was drinking a cup of mouth music, pounced on the spot, and sprayed out all the mouth music. Fortunately, Ling Lan sensed his psychological activities and walked away early.
Bai Xiaofei was dumbfounded, and it was a bubble of boy urine that healed the life-threatening injury of the immortal master? However, although there is indeed a medicine called tongzi urine in Chinese medicine, it is generally used to treat head and brain fever, or it can be used as a medicine, that is, the urine of ginseng doll can cure life and death.
However, Bai Xiaofei has seen the appearance of a ginseng doll naked in a hot spring. He clearly remembers that the legs are bare. How did this urine come out?
Ling Lan gave Bai Xiaofei a white look: "Said it was urine, but it was actually the essence of the ginseng doll, plus the ginseng seeds, which saved the immortal master's life. I was watching at the scene, the ginseng doll was here. People's spirits are also depressed a lot when the pee is spilled out. It seems that it hurts it a lot."
Bai Xiaofei sighed: "We have to think about thanking this child. Although this ginseng doll is essentially a corpse brother, it is more kind than a human heart. I found it on the iceberg and said to save the immortal master. I came without hesitation. Well, what do you think boys like? Model trains? Remotely controlled airplanes? These things can't be played on icebergs. It's so cold on the icebergs, and all the toys are broken."
Ling Lan smiled rather than smile: "Boy? Who told you that Ginseng doll is a boy?"
Bai Xiaofei was startled: "Isn't this nonsense..." He just said this, and he stopped immediately. Although in folklore, ginseng dolls are all boys, but in fact, he has seen it with his own eyes. Ginseng dolls do not have gender characteristics. Who said that ginseng dolls must be male or not?
Ling Lan said solemnly: "Master Immortal said that the ginseng doll is not mature yet. When it matures, you will know whether it is a male or a female. However, I guess that the ginseng doll is a girl. The reason is very simple, because the ginseng doll is a girl. It will blossom and bear fruit, what is it that it is not a girl who can blossom and bear fruit?"