Zombie Brother Chapter 73: The twisted mind under the score
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Bai Xiaofei was about to hit the eight long-necked corpses. Suddenly he was short, lying flat on the ground, and slid down to the eight long-necked corpses--the body of the eight long-necked corpses It's so huge, he doesn't want to fight hard, the most urgent thing is to burst into the studio immediately and rescue Xiaohui - and by the way, cut the guy behind the scenes who can't even beat a woman.
Without the command of the master behind the scenes, the eight-headed long-necked big corpse brother is useless no matter how strong, the puppet is a puppet, without his own will, no matter how strong it is, it is just a tool.
Seeing that Bai Xiaofei's body was about to slide under the crotch of the eight long-necked big corpses, suddenly a recitation sounded "The day is close to the mountain." Following the sound of the recitation, the head of a male student slammed Bai Xiaofei down like a meteor hammer under the dance of his long neck.
Bai Xiaofei shook the axe in his right hand, and slammed it on the head of the male student, knocking him upside down. However, he couldn't let him relax. "The Yellow River flows into the ocean." Another boy flew over the head and bit the handle of the axe in Bai Xiaofei's hand.
Bai Xiaofei exhaled, and the axe in his left hand flew out... Before hitting the boy's head, a girl's head was drew out, and the target was pointed at his chest, Bai Xiaofei one The donkey rolled over and stood up, able to escape the blow. With a thud, the girl's head hit the ground, splashing a burst of gravel.
Bai Xiaofei was about to stretch out his hand, just like dealing with the two long-necked corpses below, he tied the eight heads with bows, and another long-haired girl reciting "Going to the next level" came from behind him. His head hit Bai Xiaofei's vest accurately and accurately, knocking him out a few meters away, a sweet mouth, and a mouthful of blood.
Bai Xiaofei got up from the ground, just about to get up, his legs softened, and he knelt down again-it was so uncomfortable, the faint feeling of burning in his body came up again, and he was actually injured! These eight long-necked corpses responded too quickly. They were fighting with eight corpses at the same time. What's more, the eight long-necked corpses were so powerful that they weren’t under the giant corpses. They wanted to fight against them. Or playing tricks, it looks like it won’t work. Just now I was defeated and injured, and the opponent only used 4 heads. If 8 heads are all on, in this narrow corridor, I don't even have room to dodge, just wait for the light to be beaten.
Looking at the appearance of these eight long-necked big corpses, they are guarding this corridor and don't want to move their nests at all. I just want to lure him away from the place and use high-voltage electricity to deal with it.
What can I do?
Bai Xiaofei listened to the faint scuffles and screams coming from the horn, knowing that his time is really running out, and he must, immediately, figure out a way to defeat the eight-headed long-necked corpse!
Only outsmart, not capable of enemies.
Think about it, think about it, what is the most important thing for contemporary elementary school students? Electronic games? Pocket book? Comics? Internet novel? No, no, no, wait, these children were class leaders when they were alive. The class leaders were all top academics and listened to the teacher the most. For them, the biggest blow was that they failed the exam!
Yes, it must be so!
Bai Xiaofei often sees in the news that students commit suicide by jumping from a building. Nowadays, very few teachers beat students violently. Those students who committed suicide all committed suicide because of poor academic performance and were criticized by the teacher. Among them, Bai Xiaofei was most impressed by the fact that a child was criticized by the teacher because he had taken less than ten students. As a result, in the self-study class, in front of dozens of children in the class, he jumped directly from the fifth floor. That video stunned Bai Xiaofei, unable to understand how children today can become so fragile and distorted under the pressure of scores.
But now, this kind of perverted psychology that only scores supremacy has become Bai Xiaofei’s only hope to defeat the eight long-necked corpses. Watching the eight long-necked corpses are still yelling, "Learn hard every day." "Upward", attacking oneself and not forgetting to memorize ancient poems, it shows that their most persistent idea is to read, in addition to reading!
Bai Xiaofei stood up, threw the remaining axe in his hand, coughed, and cleared his throat: "Ask a question!"
His cold drink really caught the attention of the eight long-necked corpses. Eight heads turned around, eight pairs of green eyes staring at him, hey, there is a show!
Bai Xiaofei tried to recall the tone and accent of the Bapo Chinese class teacher who asked questions on the podium when he was a primary school student, and asked in a slow and steady manner: "Classmates, what are the four major classics in my country?" /
As soon as Bai Xiaofei's voice fell, five of his eight heads rushed to say: ""The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", "Water Margin", "A Dream of Red Mansions", "Journey to the West", "Jin Ping Mei"!"
Huh? "Jin Ping Mei"? ! Now elementary school students, are they already watching this kind of **** that has been passed down through the ages? ! Bai Xiaofei didn't read the traditional Chinese version brought by his classmates from Hong Kong until high school.
Without waiting for Bai Xiaofei to speak, the other seven heads screamed, "Wrong, "Jin Ping Mei" is not the four great masterpieces." "You actually watch "Jin Ping Mei", I tell the teacher to go!" "Report teacher, report teacher. ." "Can't be a cadre on duty, take off the red scarf."
The boy who answered "Jin Ping Mei" screamed: "I was wrong, I shouldn't peek at pornographic books." The long neck bone suddenly lost its strength, and it hung down with a click, never again. Moving, even the green light in the eye sockets of the head went out.
Damn, there really is a way!
Bai Xiaofei is overjoyed. It's really terrible obsession. This kind of one-hearted thought of being a good student, getting a good score, and being a class leader has deeply penetrated the hearts of these children, even if they become corpses. Brother, they still haven't forgotten, and even become their Achilles' heel. Compared with them, the little corpse brother who never forgets to play with the seesaw is a little cuter.
Bai Xiaofei continued to work hard, and simply came up with the problem, and directly defeated all the remaining 7 heads, he said every word: "Please memorize the full text of the "List of Teachers"."
"The Master Table" is a famous piece of the ages. The problem is that it is difficult to recite the whole text. Bai Xiaofei had lost too much in the previous exams. Except for "I don't know what to say", I have forgotten everything else. It really became a book. I don't know how. fill.
Moreover, there is a pit in this topic. Zhuge Liang has two "List of Masters", namely "List of Masters before" and "List of Masters after". No matter which of the seven heads is back, Bai Xiaofei can excuse each other to recite. Wrong, kill them all "pits". You know, Yanhuang's teachers are best at making side-by-side questions and setting up many traps in the questions. It seems that the test is not how much knowledge the students have mastered, but to play brain teasers.