Zombie Brother Chapter 74: The hegemony of duck-filling education

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Bai Xiaofei has been pitted from elementary school to university. It is really a history of blood and tears. Now he is doing the same, and there is no need to worry about the remaining 7 heads. At this moment, Bai Xiaofei is not alone, but the soul possessed by the teachers who have been proud of tossing students for thousands of years!

However, the 7 heads did not reflect.

Strange, didn't you hear the title clearly?

Bai Xiaofei repeated the question again, but the seven heads remained indifferent.

Bai Xiaofei was surprised. Suddenly he slapped his forehead, and he was really confused. These are all elementary school students. "Listen to Teachers" will not start until high school. How can you answer yourself with knowledge that the students have not learned-- Well, we still have to find problems from the scope of knowledge that elementary school students can understand.

Okay, think about it. For elementary school students, what subjects are more difficult. Well, girls are good at liberal arts, and male physiology is better. By the way, choose English. Although all the people in Yanhuang learn English, various English tuition classes are scattered all over the streets and the prices are too expensive. An Australian sheep shearing farmer can be a so-called language expert with a high salary, but many people can't learn English well, or I learned dumb English. That's right, an English question.

Hmm...Bai Xiaofei thought for a moment. In this critical moment, his face suddenly blushed. It turns out that his English is also dumb English, and he barely passes the school exam every time. The sixth-level exam is still a gunman who spends money to find. I've just passed the test, and I really can't think of any English topic.

Forget it, let’s change subjects, let’s just use mathematics. However, today’s children have been tested by the Olympiad for a long time, and ordinary math problems can’t help them. The scope has to be within the four arithmetic operations, difficult, difficult, and difficult! By the way, isn’t the topic given by Uncle Benshan in "Selling Crutches" in the Spring Evening is just a math problem? It's not so much a math problem as it is a logic trap. It is just right to embarrass these children who only know that they are studying with their heads buried!

Bai Xiaofei quickly said: "7 monkeys on the tree, 1 monkey under the tree, 1 monkey killed, how many monkeys are left?"

"7 only."

"Wrong! All the monkeys are still there, because dead monkeys are also monkeys."

"Ah", a boy's head hit the wall, and the wall was sunken in a big hole, and the green in his eyes disappeared.

"I know, there are 8 monkeys left!"

"Wrong, the live monkeys ran away as soon as the gunfire sounded, so there was only one dead monkey left."

"Oh my God, why am I so stupid!" The green light in the eyes of another boy's head disappeared.

There is also a girl’s head dancing in the air: "I know, my answer must be correct. I killed a monkey and ran away 7 monkeys. There are 8 monkeys in total, including the dead monkeys. It’s not dead. Monkeys, there are 7 live monkeys. Right? Right?"

Bai Xiaofei snorted coldly: "Wrong, wrong, you are so stupid, I clearly said that there is 1 monkey riding on the tree, 1 monkey under the tree, there are 2 monkeys in total, where did the 7 come from? Only 8? You do not review the questions carefully and misinterpret the answers. Such a learning attitude is doomed to fail!"

"I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid, every time I do a question I just grab time, but I don't review the question carefully. I was criticized by the teacher again! I'm done, and I will be scolded by my mother. I can't be rated as a five-star expert. Class cadre, Dad must be very disappointed with me..." The girl banged her head on the ground, and finally collapsed on the ground, motionless.

Thanks to Uncle Benshan for helping me eliminate 3 heads in one fell swoop!

Bai Xiaofei is very proud. What kind of math problem is this? In fact, it is completely relying on his own right to interpret the problem and arbitrarily misinterpret the answer. If you really say that you are right, you are right, and if you are wrong, you are right. If you say you are wrong, you It is wrong, right is wrong. This is the hegemony of education. Under this kind of authoritarian and duck-filling education, our children lose their creativity and can only learn by rote, and become more and more away from the ultimate educational goal of becoming a person with independent thought and will. far.

Uncle Benshan’s "Selling Crutches" is a household name, but Bai Xiaofei is not worried that the eight-headed long-necked corpse in front of him finds his ugliness. The reason is simple. Uncle Benshan “selling crutches” on the CCTV Spring Festival Gala is More than 10 years ago, the children of Sunshine Elementary School were not born at that time. How do you know the allusion of "riding a monkey on a tree"? What's more, nowadays, from home to school, I can't wait for children to read books 24 hours a day, lest they lose on the starting line, and Internet access is strictly prohibited. Bai Xiaofei is not afraid that children will see this video on the Internet.

Bai Xiaofei turned his gaze to the remaining four heads, and prepared to deal with them with misconceptions such as "a monkey on the tree is a female monkey and there is a little monkey in his belly".

Unexpectedly, those four heads sneered at Bai Xiaofei: "It's useless, you can use internet jokes to fix us, you can only fool the little stupid boy who is studying to death."

"That's it, don't look at our young age, but we have been worms for many years. We know what we should know, and we know what we shouldn't."

"To embarrass us with such a pediatrics topic, it really underestimates us."

"Yes, adults always feel that they know more than us and coax our children. I hate such adults the most."

"Let's kill him."

"No, we didn't receive the order. The order just requires us to guard the corridor and not let anyone pass."

"But I really hate him, let's kill him."

The more Bai Xiaofei listens to, the worse it looks. It seems that the remaining four heads used to go online before, and learned a lot of messy things from the Internet. These children are all well-behaved and honest in front of teachers and parents. Good children, but when they turn around, they have another face. The more the adults ban things, the more willing they are to break through.

The four heads became more angry as they talked, and gradually reached a consensus to kill the bad man in front of them. Even if they did not receive the order, they decided to act alone, but saw their thick legs slowly lifted up, and heavy footsteps vibrated. The floor slab was trembling, and the palms that had been inserted into the wall shrank back, and hullala brought down the sand--

Bai Xiaofei gritted his teeth, not good, if this is really fighting with these eight long-necked corpses, when can I go to save Xiaohui, listening to the sound from the speaker suddenly disappeared, I want to come to Xiaohui. Duojiao, I don't have time to wear it anymore.

He glanced at the remaining 4 heads. 3 of them were girls and 1 was a boy. Upon thinking, he suddenly yelled: "Question, what is the relationship between Li Bai and Du Fu!"

Four heads blurted out: "Good friends!" "Good friends!"

The head of a good friend is the only male head, and the heads of the three girls, without exception, are referred to as "good friends".